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TREY SAY:  This is it!  The Tiger Woods press conference we’ve been waiting for! Three long months of anticipation all for…………………………this?  Wow, talk about a letdown.  Here are my thoughts on it.

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TREY SAY:  Wow, can you believe it?  This is post number 100!  We’ve talked about a lot of topics during my first eight months on the job.  Sex, relationships, celebrity foolishness, racism, revenge, you name it.  But I want to use this opportunity to talk about something much more important.

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TREY SAY: I’m about to say something really surprising:  John Mayer is a douchebag.  Wait…that’s not really surprising, is it?  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard the racist comments in his recent Playboy interview – and just like always, I have an opinion about them.

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This question comes from Peter in Boston.  He writes,

QUESTION: Is the apocalypse coming?  I ask this because my beloved state of Massachusetts just elected some former underwear model Republican as our new Senator.  This clown even spent part of his acceptance speech trying to pimp off his daughters as “available.”  Ted Kennedy must be rolling in his grave right now. I never thought I’d see the day that we’d elect a Republican Senator, but it happened.  I just want to know if the apocalypse is coming, because between this and the Haiti tragedy it sure as hell feels like it is.

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This question comes from Paula in New York City.  She writes,

QUESTION:  Last week I went out for drinks with some co-workers from the Boston division of my company.  There was one guy there that I’ve worked with before on previous projects, and we all were pretty hammered.  Towards the end of the night he told me that he spent numerous evenings…um, “pleasuring himself” by looking at some of the pictures that I have on a popular social networking site.  Here’s my question:  should I be disgusted or flattered?  He’s a handsome guy, but I don’t know what to think of it.  Your thoughts?

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This question comes from Rich in Washington D.C.  He writes,

QUESTION: I’m a white guy, and there is this one black dude that I work with who thinks that “whitey” is out to get him all of the time.  He also has a lot of “Black Power” stuff in his cubicle and is a pretty damn scary dude.  Are all black folks secretly untrusting of white folks, or is this guy just an isolated nut-job?

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This question comes from Nick in Los Angeles.  He writes,

QUESTION: I’m 18-years old, and I found your column through my older sister, and I have to say that you’re a funny guy and you should be getting paid for what you do.  I want to be just like you.  As a matter of fact, I’m starting an online advice column at my high school.  If I send you my stuff, will you give me your honest feedback? 

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This question comes from Shawn in Dallas, TX.  He writes,

QUESTION:  I’m a Texan, and due to an unfortunate work-related business trip, I’m stuck in your cesspool of a city this weekend (editor’s note: he’s referring to Los Angeles).  I’m not at all happy about it, but I am looking forward to going to a Halloween party on Saturday night.  I want to wear a costume so offensive and over-the-top that it will totally piss everyone off at the party.  Any ideas?  Oh yeah, and don’t mess with Texas!

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This question comes from Kathy in Wichita, KS.  She writes,

QUESTION: Hi Trey. I know you live in Los Angeles and achieved some stardom there, and I’m thinking that I could move to LA to get a career in modeling. I’m 22, cute, funny, and I’m thinking I should move before the end of 2009. Should I do it?

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This question comes from Jason in Boston.  He writes,

QUESTION: Trey, I know that this story will be hard to believe for your readers, but I’m going to share it anyway.  I have a job with a boss that I absolutely hate.  He’s a total jerk with a raging Napoleon-complex.  Anyhow, I was about to head out to a party at a local nightclub last Friday night, but I forgot the tickets in my office so I drove there around 9:30pm to pick them up.  I couldn’t believe what I saw when I got there…

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This question comes from Phil in New Jersey.  He writes,

QUESTION:  A friend of mine has the swine flu, and I’m concerned that it’s contagious.  I was planning on going to the Phillies NLCS game with him this weekend, and I don’t know if I should sell my tickets instead.  Any advice for me?

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This question comes from Matt in Upstate NY.  He writes,

QUESTION: I have a 7-year old son who has come home crying almost every day from school for the past week or so.  He never wanted to talk to me about it, so all I know is that one of his classmates is bullying him.  His mother won’t get involved, so one day I decided to make a surprise visit to his school to see what’s going on.  To make a long story short, I found out that his “bully” is a 6-year old girl who calls him “stinky-face.”  I asked myself WWTD (what would Trey do?) and decided to ground him indefinitely until he “mans the hell up.”  I’m trying to decide what he can do to prove his worth as a man.  Your suggestions are welcomed.

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This question comes Kevin in Los Angeles.  He writes,

QUESTION: I just moved to LA from New York three weeks ago.  I love the weather, the beaches, and the traffic isn’t as bad as I thought it would be.  Another thing I love about this city are the women.  Damn, I’ve never seen so many hot chicks in my life!  The thing that boggles my mind is that these hot women are dating some of the biggest douche-bags I’ve ever seen in my life.  You’ve been living in LA for a while, so can you let me know if those were isolated incidents or something that I should just get used to? Read the rest of this entry »

This question come Chad in Las Vegas.  He writes,

QUESTION: I hate you.  Why?  Because my wife is absolutely obsessed with your advice column, and reads it at least 3 times a day.  Actually, it would be bad enough if she was just obsessed with your column, but she’s obsessed with you too.  For example, we were at the Supermarket yesterday and she asked, “What do you think Trey eats for breakfast?”   Enough is enough.  So it looks like I have two options:  Either I divorce my crazy wife unless she stops reading your column, or I hop on the next flight to Los Angeles to beat the sh*t out of you.  Care to provide me with some advice for my problem, Jackass? Read the rest of this entry »

This question comes from Emily in Los Angeles.  She writes,

QUESTION: Last weekend I went clubbing with two of my girlfriends in Vegas.  Around 2am my friends got tired and went up to the room.  The music was bumpin’, so I decided to stay and get my groove on. About 15 minutes later, I was approached by this beautiful man. We had a great time dancing and enjoying each others’ company.  As we left the dance floor and headed to the bar, his friend caught up with him and whispered in his ear (loud enough for me to overhear), “is she a prostitute?” I was shocked, and a little offended.

Why is it cool for a man to be at a club by himself , but when a woman is at a club by herself she is perceived to be a prostitute? And, is there something that I should do in the future to turn-down my personality so I don’t come-off like a prostitute?  Read the rest of this entry »