TREY SAY: I’m about to say something really surprising:  John Mayer is a douchebag.  Wait…that’s not really surprising, is it?  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard the racist comments in his recent Playboy interview – and just like always, I have an opinion about them.

If you want to find out exactly what he said, just do a search for “John Mayer racist” and you’ll find all that you’ll need.  In the meantime, let me address a few of his witty gems.  When asked if black women throw themselves at him, he responded by saying that his dick is like a white supremacist.  Really?  What the hell does that mean, anyway?  Does his penis host cross-burnings, wear white hoods, drink cheap beer, and live in Missabamatucky?  The last time I checked, a penis can only do two things effectively: piss and f*ck.  Who knew that one could hate black people, too.  Anyway, it’s quite evident that he doesn’t like black women all that much.  You know what?  That’s totally fine.  But do you really have to channel white supremacy and David Duke to make your point?  Couldn’t you just say that “I don’t really find black women attractive” and call it a day? 

Forget black women for a minute – I want to know why/how ANY woman would like this dude.  He sings bitch-made music, he looks like a loser, has a terrible personality, and now he might be a racist.  How does this fool get ass?  He’s banged some very hot chicks in his day (Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jessica Simpson, to name a few).  What could they possibly see in this guy? Just more proof that women love a good douchebag, I guess.

During the interview he continued to talk about the differences between a “hood pass” and a “n*gger pass,” and says he couldn’t possibly have either because he’s never walked into a restaurant and been told “we’re full.”  It looks like this clown is confused, so let me help him out.  Until you stop singing soft-ass songs like Your Body is a Wonderland – you will never have a hood pass or a n*gger pass (whatever the hell that is).  It’s also never OK for anyone (especially white people) to say the word “n*gger,” unless you’re cool with the crapload of negative press that comes along with it.  Of course he had to smugly say that “black people love me.” C’mon, Dog.  I haven’t come across a black dude who has your music in his iPod.  If so - his, um…”n*gger pass” would be revoked immediately.  He’s a delusional asshole who must be stopped at all costs.

Instead of being offended, I found myself scratching my head wondering what the hell he’s talking about. His defenders are saying we should cut him some slack because he was drunk during the interview.  So?  I’ve always believed that a drunk mind produces sober words, so that’s probably what he was thinking all along.  My opinion on this whole thing is that he probably is afraid to date black women because he has a small dick.  Think about it – the jackass compared his penis to a white supremacist.  Those are the smallest and most inadequate people walking the earth, so I guess it all makes sense now.  We all know that black women will not put up with a dude who doesn’t measure up, so he has to act like he’s too cool for them instead.  You’re not fooling anyone, Mayer. 

Here’s my unsolicited advice for you: hire a body guard, because the rappers you used to collaborate with and all of the other black folks who allegedly “love” you will probably look to crack your skull open for dropping N-bombs and saying other ignorant sh*t.  Meanwhile, you’ll find that your fan base will slowly dwindle to the point where you’ll be lucky to get gigs at redneck dive bars in about a year from now.  I’m sure that you’ll be quite entertaining on a future season of The Surreal Life.  Let me know how that works out for you.