Archive for January, 2010
Dirty South Ballin’
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on January 22, 2010
TREY SAY: Direct from the “We Really Aren’t Making Any Progress, Are We?” department, a new professional basketball league founded in Georgia will be opening its doors in 2010. That’s not newsworthy, right? Well, it probably wouldn’t be except for the fact that only white folks can play in it. Of course I have thoughts about this, and I’ll share them with you now.
Mass Destruction
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on January 21, 2010
This question comes from Peter in Boston. He writes,
QUESTION: Is the apocalypse coming? I ask this because my beloved state of Massachusetts just elected some former underwear model Republican as our new Senator. This clown even spent part of his acceptance speech trying to pimp off his daughters as “available.” Ted Kennedy must be rolling in his grave right now. I never thought I’d see the day that we’d elect a Republican Senator, but it happened. I just want to know if the apocalypse is coming, because between this and the Haiti tragedy it sure as hell feels like it is.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on January 15, 2010
TREY SAY: I’m baaaaaaack! Did you miss me? Of course you did. Hell, I missed me and I’m around myself all of the time. A lot has happened in this world since I’ve been away, and out of respect to the upcoming Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. holiday, I have an opinion on the good, the bad, and the ugly in the black community within the past few weeks.
Not Measuring Up
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on January 15, 2010
This question comes from Linda in Los Angeles. She writes,
QUESTION: When is your lazy ass going to write another column?? I need some advice! So, I met a guy at a holiday party in mid-December and he’s really cute and nice. After our second date we had sex and it was HORRIBLE! Besides the fact that he has a ridiculously small penis, he likes to talk dirty to me by calling me a “2-cent, trash bag whore” and other mean things. We’ve had sex about ten times since then, and I have to fake orgasms just so it can end quickly. I would break up with him, but he buys me a lot of nice things so I figured I’d keep him around for a while. I just want to know how I can continue to have him freeze my wrists and neck without giving him a 100% discount at the Gap?
Reality Check
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on January 15, 2010
This question comes from Derek in New York City. He writes,
QUESTION: I need some help, man. My girlfriend watches a lot of reality TV…I mean A LOT of it. Seriously, I think she’s gotten dumber because of it. She didn’t even know about the tragic earthquake in Haiti because she was too busy watching those greasy fools on Jersey Shore. I can’t take anymore Bachelor, Survivor, American Idol, bullsh*t. To be completely honest, the only thing that keeps me around is the fact that she’s a freak in bed and gives a mean blowjob. But sooner or later that’s going to get old, right? Should I just leave her?
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