Archive for November, 2009
Seven Things Trey is Thankful For
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on November 26, 2009
TREY SAY: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today is a day for families, friends, good food, and good times. It’s also a day to remember what we’re thankful for, and I’m going to take a moment to reflect on that topic right now.
MILF-tastic
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on November 20, 2009
This question comes from Ryan in Oakland. He writes,
QUESTION: I’m a 22 year old guy and I’ve been dating this 19 year old girl on and off for the past six months or so. Anyway, last month I met her Mom (who happens to be single) for the first time – and dude, she is HOT! Anyhow, she keeps flirting with me big-time and she actually invited me over this weekend while my girlfriend is in Las Vegas with her friends. What should I do?
The Cookie Monster
Posted by Trey in A Dish Best Served Cold on November 20, 2009
This question comes from Debbie in Los Angeles. She writes,
QUESTION: Thanksgiving is coming up, and my husband is a lazy sack of sh*t. He won’t lift a finger to help me, because all he wants to do is sit on the couch wearing his ugly red Snuggie. I’m not here for you to give me advice on how I can make him become more helpful, I’m coming to you because I’ve had it with him, and I want to teach him a lesson. I also found out that he was cheating on me with one of his co-workers about a month ago, and the fact that he isn’t treating me like a princess after I took him back is totally unacceptable. You’re pretty creative, so give me some advice on how I can make his life miserable. I’m going to divorce him after the holidays anyway, so I’ll try whatever you throw at me.
That “Not-so-Fresh” Feeling
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on November 20, 2009
This question comes from Kenny in Las Vegas. He writes,
QUESTION: I know a lot of your female readers will find my question disturbing, but I have to ask it anyway. I’m a 44-year old guy and I’ve been dating this very attractive woman for about a month or so. In any case, things got hot and heavy between us for the first time, but there was a serious problem: Her vagina smelled bad. Actually calling the smell “bad” is the understatement of the year. It truly smelled like a combination of ass, smelly feet, old salmon, limburger cheese, and vinegar. After we spend Thanksgiving at her parents house on Thursday, we’re going to head to a Bed & Breakfast that weekend. She keeps voicing her frustration about the fact that I haven’t gone down on her yet. What should I do?
Trey’s Clone
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on November 13, 2009
This question comes from Nick in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: I’m 18-years old, and I found your column through my older sister, and I have to say that you’re a funny guy and you should be getting paid for what you do. I want to be just like you. As a matter of fact, I’m starting an online advice column at my high school. If I send you my stuff, will you give me your honest feedback?
The Germaphobe
Posted by Trey in A Dish Best Served Cold on November 13, 2009
This question comes from Angela in Los Angeles. She writes,
QUESTION: There is a girl in my office that I absolutely hate. She’s extremely rude and mean to everyone in our department. I don’t want to go to her boss with this because he would never listen to me. However, lately I’ve noticed that she’s deathly afraid of germs and getting sick. I think this might be the ”opening” that I’ve been looking for, but I need help to exploit it. Any ideas?
The Book of Dating
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on November 13, 2009
This question comes from Doug in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: I just got divorced 9 months ago, and I think I’m ready to get back into the dating game. I’m rugged and have a stellar personality – and I know that women will love me once I put myself out there. My question is, how do you think I should go about putting myself out there? Where can a 33 year old guy of my caliber meet a good woman?
Dirtbag Daddy
Posted by Trey in A Dish Best Served Cold on November 6, 2009
This question comes from Diana in Los Angeles. She writes,
QUESTION: I’m a UCLA grad student, and I made a surprise visit to my parents’ house during Halloween weekend. My mom was visiting some friends in Santa Barbara, so my dad was home alone (or so I thought). He probably expected me to be partying on campus during Halloween, so he was just as shocked as I was when I walked in to see him on top of some 22 year old girl (she’s younger than me! I’m 24). But here’s where it gets interesting…
Up in Smoke
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on November 6, 2009
This question comes from Patty in St. Louis. She writes,
QUESTION: I went on a great first date with a cute guy I met at a Halloween party last weekend. After dinner, I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and things went downhill from there. He told me that he could never be in a relationship with someone who smokes and he ended the date abruptly. I’ve never had this happen in my life. Is this guy a girly-man or what? What real man wouldn’t date an attractive woman with an explosive body that likes to smoke occasionally? It’s cool to smoke.
Loud Mouth
Posted by Trey in A Dish Best Served Cold on November 6, 2009
This question comes from Tracy in Miami. She writes,
QUESTION: I’ve been dating a new guy for about 4 months now, and things have been going pretty well until recently. I went out with his guy friends last weekend for drinks, and he began sharing intimate details about our sex life with everyone. Maybe I have good old-fashioned values, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to tell random people that I like anal sex, hair-pulling, and foreign objects. I’m a hot woman, so maybe it helps to boost his self-esteem by telling his friends about this. What do you think I should do about it?
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