Archive for August 28th, 2009
Don’t Bring Your Wife Around Me
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on August 28, 2009
This question come Chad in Las Vegas. He writes,
QUESTION: I hate you. Why? Because my wife is absolutely obsessed with your advice column, and reads it at least 3 times a day. Actually, it would be bad enough if she was just obsessed with your column, but she’s obsessed with you too. For example, we were at the Supermarket yesterday and she asked, “What do you think Trey eats for breakfast?” Enough is enough. So it looks like I have two options: Either I divorce my crazy wife unless she stops reading your column, or I hop on the next flight to Los Angeles to beat the sh*t out of you. Care to provide me with some advice for my problem, Jackass? Read the rest of this entry »
His Poke-Her Face
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on August 28, 2009
This question comes from Vanessa in Washington, DC. She writes,
QUESTION: First off, I can’t believe that I’m writing in to an advice column, but here goes. I’ve been dating a beautiful man for a few weeks now, and last night we had sex for the first time. It was pretty good, except for the end. When he came, he had the ugliest look on his face. Seriously, he looked (and sounded) like a retarded gorilla on crack. It was the biggest turn-off ever, and I haven’t called him since. What should I do? He’s a very good-looking guy, but all I can see in my head is that face he made. Read the rest of this entry »
The Double Down
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on August 28, 2009
TREY SAY: Have any of you seen this? KFC is offering a “revolutionary” new sandwich called the “Double 
Down.” What makes it so revolutionary is the fact that it has two fried chicken patties instead of breaded buns. Yikes. Read the rest of this entry »
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