Archive for June, 2009
R.I.P. Michael Jackson…the Greatest of All-Time
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on June 26, 2009
TREY SAY: As we all know, Michael Jackson tragically passed away yesterday in Los Angeles, and our city (and the 
world, for that matter) is in a state of shock and mourning. When it comes to MJ, people usually have one of the following two opinions about him: Read the rest of this entry »
Have it Your Way?
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on June 26, 2009
TREY SAY: I happened to come across an ad yesterday for Burger King’s new “Super Seven Incher” burger,
and I’m absolutely shocked – but not for the reasons that you might expect. For those of you that have not seen the ad, I posted a picture of it on the right. Maybe it’s me, but I don’t understand why the young lady in the ad is yelling at an inanimate sandwich. What did it do to her? It just doesn’t make any sense…(editor’s note: Trey studies the ad more closely). Oh wait…she’s not actually yelling at the sandwich, is she? My bad. Read the rest of this entry »
Wanna Bet?
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on June 26, 2009
This question comes from Rick in Phoenix. He writes,
QUESTION: I know that you’ll think this is a stupid question, but I’ll ask it anyway. I made a bet with one of my college buddies that said I couldn’t eat a bag of Circus Peanuts in two minutes or less. It’s the best candy ever, so I think that I could do it easily. So my question is, what should I make him do 
once I win? You’re pretty creative, so I figured you could come up with something. Read the rest of this entry »
Jim Brown vs. Tiger Woods
Posted by Trey in Random Thoughts on June 26, 2009
TREY SAY: Today I was listening to sports-talk radio (one of my favorite things to do), and I heard that Jim Brown (the former NFL star, pictured on the right) is flapping his gums again about Tiger Woods not doing enough to uplift the black community. Really Jim? You *ahem* allegedly beat up women more often than a Pimp that didn’t receive his commission, and you’re coming at Tiger Woods saying that he isn’t doing enough to uplift the black community? N-word, please. And by “please,” I mean please just shut the f*ck up. Read the rest of this entry »
Doggy-Style
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 14, 2009
This question comes from Mike in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: So here’s the deal. For the past 6 months, I’ve been dating a very attractive girl and we have a lot in common. The problem is that she loves her puny Paris Hilton type dog…a lot. I’m not a dog-hater, but my lady takes her love of Peanut (yes, that’s the dog’s name) to a whole new level. She insists that he sleeps in our bed every night, sneaks him into movies with us, and she even wants him in the same room when we’re having sex! I’m starting to question my woman’s sanity. What should I do? Read the rest of this entry »
Size Matters
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 14, 2009
This question comes from Becky in Las Vegas. She writes,
QUESTION: My friend “Megan” has been friends with this guy for years and now they’re dating. The issue is that his hands are really, really small. I’m sure you get the picture. She’s concerned that when things get “hot and heavy” that things just won’t…um, measure up. What advice can you give her? They’ve not slept together, but I think she wonders if she should even bother and just make a graceful exit instead. What should she do, oh wise one? Read the rest of this entry »
The Bossy Busy-Body
Posted by Trey in A Dish Best Served Cold on June 6, 2009
This question comes from Liz in Los Angeles. She writes,
QUESTION: Hi Trey. You have a pretty sick and twisted mind (and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible), so I figured I’d ask your advice on something. There is this bitch at work that I can’t stand. She thinks she’s always right (and she rarely is), and she’s extremely bossy (even though she’s not even in my department). I want to make her life miserable without getting caught. Any ideas? Read the rest of this entry »
He Works Hard for Their Money
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 6, 2009
This question comes from Tina in Santa Monica. She writes,
QUESTION: My husband works about 50 hours a week at his job as an Account Executive for a Fortune 500 company. He makes great money, so I don’t have to work while I pursue being an actress. Anyhow, he’s a great guy, but he gets upset about the fact that I don’t cook for him. What’s the big deal? Shouldn’t he make his own food? It’s 2009 not 1809, for crying out loud. Read the rest of this entry »
Ebony and Large Ivory
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Don in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: Trey, please answer a question for me. I’m a white guy that just doesn’t understand why black dudes like to date fat white women. I can’t go anywhere without seeing one of your “brothas” holding hands with a morbidly obese pasty woman. Irregardless, I know this isn’t an advice question, but I will finally have peace in my life if you just tell me why. Thanks. Read the rest of this entry »
He Likes ‘em Young
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Henry in San Diego. He writes,
QUESTION: I have a dilemma. I would like to get a birthday present for my significant other, but I’m not exactly sure what to get. She’s beautiful, funny, has a great personality, and is very nice. The problem is that I don’t want my wife to find out that I’m buying a present for my significant other. Yes, I’m cheating…and the girl is 16 and I’m 33. She’s great in bed and looks like she’s 26. Am I a scumbag for thinking about what birthday gift I should give to my mistress instead of thinking of my own wife? Read the rest of this entry »
“Likes-to-Fight” Guy
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Denise in Burbank, CA. She writes,
QUESTION: Hey Trey, can you help me to understand something? I’m one of those girls that has a lot of male friends, and we like to go out a lot to bars/clubs. Anyway, for the last few weekends that we went out, my friends always started fights with people. My question is why do guys like to fight when they get drunk? I don’t get it. Read the rest of this entry »
Is the Cracker Blacker?
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Gina in Philadelphia. She writes,
QUESTION: I’m a white girl that has always been attracted to black men. Anyway, I recently met a beautiful black man at my friend’s birthday party. We went out on our first date, and I was totally in shock. He doesn’t own a TV because he enjoys reading classical literature, and he volunteers at his church. It’s weird, because once I found all of that stuff out, I wasn’t attracted to him anymore. I wish he’d want to party like a Rockstar, but maybe it’s because he’s not black enough. What do you think?
Light Ain’t Always Right
Posted by Trey in Everything Else on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Charles in Boston. He writes,
QUESTION: Now that Barack Obama has been elected as President, are light-skinned brothers 
officially back? For years light-skinned folks such as myself have felt the wrath from celebrities, athletes and haters as a whole. Please let me know, when will we get some respect?? Read the rest of this entry »
Just Another Deadbeat
Posted by Trey in Relationships, Dating, and Booty Calls on June 5, 2009
This question comes from Gerald in Washington, DC. He writes,
QUESTION: Love the column, Trey. I have a friend who started dating a guy a few months ago. She wants things to progress but he has certain “quirks” that are holding them back. Read the rest of this entry »
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