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Trey’s Christmas Memories
01 month ago
by Trey
in Random Thoughts
TREY SAY: As I spend time with my family as 2011 comes to a close, I can’t help but think of my Christmas experiences from years past, so I figured that I’d share one of them with you. 
What Trey is Thankful for
12 months ago
by Trey
in Random Thoughts
TREY SAY: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today is a day for families, friends, good food, and good times. It’s also a day to remember what we’re thankful for, and I’m going to take a moment to reflect on that topic right now. 
Black or African-American?
32 months ago
by Trey
in Everything Else
This question comes from Dave in Washington, DC. He writes,
QUESTION: I figured there is no better person on the planet to ask this question to than you. There is a woman that I currently work with that is African-American, and one day my Boss (who is white), started talking about African-Americans on the whole but called them “blacks.” The woman flipped out on him saying she is “African-American not black.” Is she right? I think I need to know, because as a white guy, I don’t want to get my ass kicked in the future.
Halloween in LA
03 months ago
by Trey
in Everything Else
This question comes from Shawn in Dallas, TX. He writes,
QUESTION: I’m a Texan, and due to an unfortunate work-related business trip next week, I’ll be stuck in your cesspool of a city for Halloween weekend (editor’s note: he’s referring to Los Angeles). I’m not at all happy about it, but I am looking forward to going to a Halloween party on the 29th. I want to wear a costume so offensive and over-the-top that it will totally piss everyone off at the party. Any ideas? I would dress up as a loud-mouthed black guy who gives shitty advice, but it looks like you have that one covered already. Oh yeah, and don’t mess with Texas!
The Work Jerk
35 months ago
by Trey
in Everything Else
This question comes from Greg in New York. He writes,
QUESTION: Yo! Welcome back, Dawg! I have a question for you. So I work in Marketing for a very large corporation, and I’ve been working on a project with this dude for a couple of months now. He’s really smart, never late on his assignments, and we work well together – but yesterday I found out that he’s gay. He mentioned to me that he and his partner are excited about the new gay marriage bill passing here and they’re planning to get married in the fall. Additionally, he mentioned how they want to adopt children from Africa. I’m totally disgusted by this and refuse to work with him again. Ya feel me, Dawg? How should I tell my boss that I’m done working with a fucking queer? Holla!
Dose of Reality
010 months ago
This question comes from Heather in Kansas City. She writes,
QUESTION: Hey Trey, my boyfriend was a contestant on a Reality TV show (editor’s note: I omitted the name of the show for obvious reasons), and he just decided to move to Los Angeles to become a star. He wants me to go with him. Do you think I should go? I’m young and dumb, so what do I have to lose, right? 
We could become the next Brad and Angie!
Valentine’s Day Sucks
411 months ago
This question comes from Mike in Atlanta. He writes,
QUESTION: OK, so maybe I’m not in need of specific advice, but since you’re smarter than me – I’d like to ask you a question. Is there a worse holiday than Valentine’s Day? Seriously, if you’re single it sucks and if you’re married or dating, it sucks. Again, no real advice needed…just venting. 
Christina’s Anthem
411 months ago
by Trey
in Random Thoughts
TREY SAY: I’m sure you watched the Super Bowl yesterday, and if you watched the pre-game I’m sure you noticed that Christina Aguilera flubbed the National Anthem. Of course your favorite advice columnist has an opinion on it, so here it is. 
Super Party
411 months ago
by Trey
in Random Thoughts
TREY SAY: As you all know, the “Big Game” is this Sunday night (editor’s note: since I don’t want to be sued, I can’t call the game by its real name. Just know that it rhymes with Pooper Hole.) Many of you will probably attend a party for the game, but this bit of advice is intended for those of you who plan to host one. If one of these five people attend your party, there’s a good chance of things going south quickly.
The Loud Mouth
21 year ago
by Trey
in A Dish Best Served Cold
This question comes from Tracy in Miami. She writes,
QUESTION: I’ve been dating a new guy for about four months now, and things have been going pretty well until recently. I went out with his friends last weekend for drinks, and he began sharing intimate details about our sex life with everyone. Maybe I have good old-fashioned values, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to tell random people that I like anal sex, hair-pulling, and foreign objects. I’m a hot woman, so maybe it helps to boost his self-esteem by telling his friends about this. What do you think I should do about it?
What Women Think
11 year ago
This question comes from Mike in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: I’ve been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years now, and I never know what the hell she’s thinking. For example, she asked me what I wanted for our anniversary next week, and I said a gift card to Best Buy or Home Depot would be cool. When I asked her the same question she replied, “I don’t really want anything this year.” Did I just get off easy or is she sending me mixed signals?
Baby Daddy
31 year ago
by Trey
in Everything Else
This question comes from Richard in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: I’m about to become a parent literally any day now. I’ve never changed a diaper and I’m pretty clueless when it comes to children. Do you have any advice to share with me?
The Dating Book
11 year ago
This question comes from Doug in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: I just got divorced 9 months ago, and I think I’m ready to get back into the dating game. I’m rugged and have a stellar personality – and I know that women will love me once I put myself out there. My question is, how do you think I should go about putting myself out there? Where can a 33 year old guy of my caliber meet a good woman? 
The Douche Next Door
21 year ago
This question comes from Mike in Los Angeles. He writes,
QUESTION: Trey, there is a super-hot chick who lives in my condominium complex. I don’t really know her that well, but she’s very friendly whenever I bump into her. I would love to ask her out, but unfortunately she has a boyfriend. To make matters worse, her man is a “Grade A” douchebag. I get migraines whenever I wonder what the hell she sees in that clown. What do you think I should do, O wise one?
The Holiday Party
31 year ago
by Trey
in Everything Else
This question comes from Kelly in Washington, DC. She writes,
QUESTION: Hey Trey, my company’s Christmas party is on Wednesday night. Should I go? Will it be lame?